Joovia Extreme Sports v1.0
"Hey!
So Hank finally gave me some time to myself and went to that fancy golf club for the weekend. Dorks like him go there to “golf.” Instead of playing 18 holes, they just drink profuse amounts of beer to get drunk and end up making 18 holes in peoples’ windshields with their golf balls. Typical.
Then, I called the twins and got their voice mail. Again! They probably left their cell phone in the car. Or the car they left their cell phone in got stolen. Or maybe they were abducted, blindfolded and taken to Las Vegas to work as showgirls. I’ll probably find out what the twins were up to in the morning paper.
My point is that my man and my girls aren’t available so that leaves you as my last resort. Oh, I’m so kidding! How do you feel about tennis? I’ve been waiting to try out my new tennis dress! I heard skanky is the new classy. But, I’m tired of just hitting balls back and forth so I’m making the game a little more interesting. So get ready for a twist! I’ll see you out on the court!”